32 Red-Neck Definitions!!!
1.Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
2.Tumor - More than one.
3.Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
4.Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
5.Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
6.Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
7.Dilate - To live long.
8.Benign - What you be after you be eight.
9.Genital - Non-Jewish person.
10.Node - I knew it.
11.Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
12.Seizure - Roman emperor.
13.Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
14.Enema - Not a friend.
15.Tablet - A small table.
16.Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
17.Secretion - Hiding something
18.Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
19.Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
20.Varicose - Near by/close by
21.Colic - A sheep dog.
22.Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
23.D&C - Where Washington is.
24.Coma - A punctuation mark.
25.Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
26.G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
27.Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
28.Fester - Quicker than someone else.
29.Post Operative - A letter carrier.
30.Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
31.Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
32.Fibula - A small lie.
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